There are basically only two things I can say about this page: first, yes, I did render the Rosetta Stone as accurately as possible. Second, once you write an idiotic title like “Grand Theft Prius,” it will just NEVER leave the script. I didn’t really grow up playing videogames or anything that required a console, so 99% of my knowledge in that area is second-hand tidbits I’ve picked up from people.

I also wrote that joke when Grand Theft Auto was a really popular game, but I kind of feel like the joke is funnier if it’s parodying a game that isn’t really a big deal anymore. I guess the current equivalent is Fortnite, or something, but I only know that game has some dance or whatnot. I’m absolutely not the one to ask.